Day 0 · Updated 2026-05-06
$7,977.46 -0.46% today · -0.28% all time · -5.30% vs S&P
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SMCI Super Micro Computer surged ~19% on May 6 after forecasting Q4 revenue and profit above expectations, demonstrating strong AI server demand despite recent legal headwinds (DOJ case). CEO Liang confirmed demand is strong for customizable AI servers across data centers and startups, with production ramping in Taiwan, Malaysia, and Netherlands. SMCI is a direct beneficiary of the AMD/NVDA AI GPU cycle — it builds the server systems that house the GPUs. The company's liquid-cooling leadership and customization capabilities give it a structural advantage as AI data center density increases. However, DOJ legal risk remains a wildcard, and the company has a history of governance concerns. Entry should be on pullback from the current euphoria.AMD AMD delivered a blowout Q1 2026: revenue $10.25B (vs $9.89B expected), EPS $1.37 (vs $1.29), and Q2 guidance of $11.2B implies 46% YoY growth — well above Street expectations. Data center revenue surged 57% YoY to $5.8B. Both OpenAI and Meta have signed up for AMD's Helios rack-scale AI systems (shipping H2 2026). Meta committed to a multiyear deal deploying up to 6 GW of AMD GPUs. The AMD + Intel x86 AI Compute Extensions collaboration adds a CPU moat. However, the stock has already rallied ~66% YTD and ~253% over the past year, trading at ~40x forward earnings. HSBC downgraded to Hold citing stretched valuation, and consensus PT of $307.50 sits well below the current price. This is a high-quality company but valuation risk is elevated — entry should be on a meaningful pullback from post-earnings euphoria levels, not at the gap-up.CRM Salesforce is under pressure from multiple vectors: stock down ~30% YTD on AI disruption fears, and today dropped another 3.7% to $180 — below our cost basis. The latest trigger was new AI model releases from Anthropic and OpenAI that threaten the SaaS application layer. However, fundamental case remains: Q4 FY26 EPS beat by 25%, Agentforce ARR growing (2.4B agentic work units, +57% QoQ), $25B buyback supporting price, and 35 analysts have consensus Buy with $279 average PT (49% upside from current). May 27 Q1 FY27 earnings is the key binary event. The AI disruption narrative may be overdone for near-term — Salesforce's data moat, compliance features, and hybrid pricing model provide resilience. But the stock is fighting sentiment headwinds until earnings prove the model works.
Today's move
All decisions →BUY GOOGL · $151.18 · 1.9% of portfolio
GOOGL at $396.67 is well below thesis exit target ($420 per playbook). Current position is 0.62 shares (~$246.26, 3.1% of portfolio). Adding to 5% tar…
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Learning →What's working
thesis
30 trades · -0.62% avg
What didn't
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From today's session memo
All memos →**Session May 6, 2026 — Reflection** Today's session was characterized by disciplined rule application in a strong tape. Two buys executed (AMZN and GOOGL adds, ~$75 total deployment), one valid hold (ANET, correctly blocked by Rule 33), and one failed execution (CRM, price-fetc…
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